Okay! So here we go! Desolation of Smaug time!! I saw it on Friday and gosh…yes i very much enjoyed it!!
I apologise for the length of this in advance but this film is a massive deal for me!
Happy to share any opinions on things i miss out! Would love to know what you all thought too!
**I VERY much recommend not reading this unless you have seen the film, it’s NOT spoiler free!!**
Right, i suppose the best way to go about this is to sort of..make my way through the film or i’ll lose track (as much as i can remember anyway..it turned into one big excited blur hahaha)
Very much enjoyed the sort of…prologue not prologue thing, it was a good way to start the film without diving into the action, just reminds everybody what’s happening and lets us know a bit more about how they got to be on the journey. Gandalf you bloody well don’t mind sending people off into trouble eh!
Peter Jackson cameo..very clever! Those who have seen him in the Fellowship will be extra pleased! Plus i think i spotted his daughter Katie as the bar maid! (Speaking of cameos i didn’t recognise Stephen Colbert but i remembered the character…eye-patch in Laketown!)
Beorn’s House – now i’ve been trying not to compare this film to the book too much..mostly because..i’ve never enjoyed a book more and whilst i knew it wouldn’t be the same there are some moments i think “aw..wish we’d seen a bit more of that” but…hey ho what can you do. Beorn’s house was one of them, i’m holding out hope for the extended edition here…the clever way Gandalf gets them into his house in the book is non-existent…but seeing his bear form was certainly exciting…as was the scene!
Gandalf/Necromancer – Well i’ll pop this in here…well…oohoo! Gandalf is so COOL man. And i’m really happy we got to see where he went when he left them. I know a lot of this was setting up for the next film and indeed for Lord of the Rings…it got me super excited though! Especially the soundtrack as there was so much similar to the evil and Sauron themes from LOTR. Necromancer was super awesome! Scary!
Mirkwood – Now i’ve the same feelings here mostly…i will say though i understand that the idea of the film is that they’re very much in a rush to get to Erebor before Durin’s day, so i have no problem with the idea that they passed through places fairly quickly..these start scenes did feel rather short and rushed at times though, however..it didn’t take away from the enjoyment of what we saw!!!
I think the whole…hallucinations in Mirkwood thing was great! Nice amount of humour mixed with downright weirdness but considering it had the potential to be really cheesy it wasn’t at all!! Loved Bilbo going up into the trees!!
Speaking of Bilbo, i understand the comments that there wasn’t enough of him, i agree but i do understand…it’s hard to establish all the new characters and things if you’re always focusing on him.Though i wish we’d seen a little more of some of his big moments (i.e. spiders, freeing the dwarves) apart from his Smaug face-off of course…that was epic! His scenes..however many…were positively GOLDEN. He was brilliant.
Spiders – As much as i HATE spiders i was looking forward to this scene so much because i enjoyed it immensely in the book!! Little Bilbo being badass!! And we certainly got some of that!! And Sting! Yey! The spiders were suitably disgusting and again it was quite a short scene…..however….i think it got the ideas of the scene across well and gave Bilbo a very lovely moment with the ring. (I say lovely….lovely from a Martin-Freeman-you’re-so-brilliant point of view..not lovely for Bilbo) And i’m happy we got to see Bilbo having his hero moments before the elves showed up.
I’m sure i’ve said this before in a LOTR post but aw..ring-happy Bilbo really upsets me..he’s so innocent and lovely and i hate seeing it have an effect on him..but it’s very well done!
Elves – Hello! I confess…a highlight for me was seeing beautiful Legolas back in action…he was brilliant! Also, that moment where he’s talking to Gloin and take his little locket thing with pictures in it of his wife and son.. “that’s my wee lad Gimli” AHHH! such a moment. Thranduil and his eyebrows were awesome. I had a really scary dream about him last night he was so angry with me and i don’t know why….
As i say i sort of wish we’d seen more of Bilbo sort of making his way around Mirkwood/the elf halls and learning about how he could get the dwarves out..it just sort of happened and made it look easy. I shall hold out for the extended edition but as i say i understand the sense of urgency to the film so.
Tauriel and Kili – Now i have to admit before the film i was a little worried about this. Mostly because of the whole elf/dwarf thing, i didn’t want it to ruin the special relationship between Legolas and Gimli in LOTR. I was always totally fine with having Tauriel in the film, i’m all for more ladies and badass ones at that woo! And i know Evangeline is also a massive Tolkien fan so i trusted her with it!
I think Tauriel and Kili was actually handled brilliantly. For the most part it just seemed like they were a bit more empathetic towards one another regardless of race, which was nice. I feel maybe it stretched out throughout the film a little much and the whole healing thing was…maybe a tad odd personally but it was nothing i couldn’t cope with!
Barrels – Woohoo! I loved the addition to this, i mean yeah it’s obviously different to the book but in the end..dwarves in closed barrels with a hobbit on top for 2 days doesn’t translate too well into film…i mean it could but..it’s not very exciting visually!
Laketown– Laketown..what a gorgeous set! Super lovely..plus i LOVE the soundtrack for Laketown..some brilliant themes! Stephen Fry was very good and his little servant dude Alfrid…very suitable annoying and slimy. I saw the actor (Ryan…Gage i think?) asked to compare his character to Grima Wormtounge…said he wasn’t anywhere near as smart and wasn’t serving a super powerful wizard! True.
Bard – LOVED Bard. Yeah! Really giving the humans a good light in this film. Didn’t expect to like him as much as i did but i very much sympathised with him. I was even routing for him over the dwarves at points! Also those playing his children (including James Nesbitt’s 2 daughters..who are absolutely gorgeous) did very well!
Okay even i’m getting bored of my waffling now…let’s get to it!
Smaug – Well well bloody well. I always expected to be impressed by Smaug but i’d never really sat around and tried to imagine him. Boy was i impressed…SOO impressed. What a fantastic creation! He looked fantastic! Shoutout to Benedict Cumberbatch (did you know he did the voice..AND the motion capture…hahahah) well they certainly picked the right fellow for this! Fantastically terrifying voice. Though i must apologise to Benedict i honestly didn’t have time to consider the motion capture work he was doing most of the time…i was just staring in wonder and excitement throughout the scene! It will take more viewings to fully appreciate it for sure!
Of course the scene was a massive extension on the book..leading to later include the dwarves etc. But i honestly thought it was a brilliant idea…in the book of course it’s an excellent moment but yes if you’re bringing the film to it’s end (without actually getting Smaug to reach HIS end) you need more..and boy did we get it! Smaug being covered in gold was so beautiful.
Smaug vs Bilbo was a fantastic moment from both sides. Smaug had some brilliant lines. The fact he got to refer to Bilbo as carrying “something precioussssss” was just..SUPER!
Can’t wait for There and Back Again!
Well….thief….where are you? Come now..don’t be shy….step into the light!